Posted - July 2005

I have my own BFI garbage truck now with my name on the door. It says "PHIL". I don't actually have to pick up garbage any more, just drive and not forget to bring another guy on the route. The garbage truck is kind of big but I figured out 20 years ago if I sit on two phone books I do just fine. All of my hair fell out along with my teeth. I don't think I can afford a wig but saved enough money to buy dentures so I should have some good choppers for the reunion. I also got really fat eating donuts with the guys. I have some double knit polyester suits that my wife, Kathy (Salwasser), can alter so I won't have to buy a new suit for the reunion. I'm looking forward to seeing you all. I'm bringing a case of Coors, beer nuts and bucket of chicken that I would like to share with the class of '70. I always say "go jets" but most people don't know what that means.